Knock, knock...

"Yes..."

"Hi, I'm Dave from 'Big Boy Steel Erections'* I have a delivery."

"Uhhh..."

"Just bend over and sign sir."


* Name of a real company (steel fabricators)

Someone once said that "the 'good enough' was the true enemy of perfection." So many times I see people approach dating like a job interview. If you don't have a job, any job is better than no job at all. Everyone has a kink, but not e erybody is honest enough with themselves and others to admit it....

Define the term 'slut'.

If a 'slut' is--as one of my teachers told me in school-- "a woman who enjoys sex as much as a man" then I always feel like a 'slut' and I am proud of it

Mary

I have written about why I enjoy anal many places on this site. And I have had thousands of conversations with my lovers about what we all enjoy...

That's the thing, what you and your lovers enjoy... discuss it. Nothing else matters.

Mary

All I can say is that you have impressive muscle tone if you split a plastic butt plug. Maybe try a metal one. The sodium filled ones-- the salt wicks heat-- always feel cool. I think they are pretty neat.

Mary

What are "panties"?

Mary

Hubby more often than not falls asleep with his cock inside my arsehole. He remains semi hard for the most part and then if he wakes during the night will often just fuck a load into me. If I feel like it I’ll urge him on otherwise I’ll just lay there and let him use me. Either way is a big turn on...

Google "clitoris and penis" in "images." Look at the analogous structures that differentiate very late in human gestation. We basically have the same equipment-- glans, shaft, legs and bulbs-- formed in different sizes because women are typically smaller in stature, and proportions because of a diff...

If you clean out with an enema every few days you have no poop and never have to sit on a public toilet again. (I have a thing called a "jill" its a ergonomically formed light plastic cup so you can go easily while standing up. I keep it in a baggie in my purse, but ... https://www.analonlylifestyle...

No not a Saint Andrew's cross, but something that is more Dominance and Submission than Anal. I put it here not to squick anyone. If you adhere to a steady consistent enema regimen you never have to sit on a toilet again. A girlfriend gets cleaned out in her shower-- it's a nice big one maybe three ...